A Redditor gets hit by a truck
He goes to the afterlife.
It's amazing.
Mansions for everyone.
Gourmet meals.
Perfect sunsets.
But the Redditor is able to find a few negative things to focus on.
He writes an email to God with subject "Flaws in Heaven".
He gets an immediate response.
MESSAGE NOT DELIVERED
Heaven doesn't want to hear
your bullshit, that's why
they sent you here.
- Hell Outlook Server