by Breck Yunits
Newton, Darwin, and a modern Scientist go to heaven.
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God is standing at the gate.
"Your research will determine whether you may enter heaven."
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Newton is up first.
He shows God "Principia".
God smiles reading Newton's description of gravity.
God shakes his hand and opens the gate for him.
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Next up is Darwin.
He shows God "Origin of Species".
God says "You nailed it!"
He lets him in.
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Finally, the modern Scientist is up.
God asks to see his work.
"Sorry", he says.
"It's paywalled."
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