Flaws in Heaven
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September 11, 2024

A Redditor gets hit by a truck

He goes to the afterlife.

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It's amazing.

Mansions for everyone.

Gourmet meals.

Perfect sunsets.

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But the Redditor is able to find a few negative things to focus on.

He writes an email to God with subject "Flaws in Heaven".

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He gets an immediate response.

```
MESSAGE NOT DELIVERED

Heaven doesn't want to hear
your  bullshit, that's why
they sent you here.

- Hell Outlook Server
```

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